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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

`How to Hook Up Your Bathroom...So You Can Hook Up Later!'

Why is it that women suffer through the nastiness of men’s bathrooms? There is nothing worst than the smell of urine that has been festering and now baked into a guy’s toilet. I think that guys should start to understand of how they are looked at when a lady visits you for the first time to enter into a bathroom that has been hit by a hurricane. Do you want her to return? Or, do you want her to run screaming and holding her nose like she just smelled the equivalent to the world’s sewer consumption.

As a woman, there is nothing more attractive than a clean man, I mean you can be a manly man and still be clean, it is possible. But seriously men, a little cleanser can go a long way especially when it comes to hooking up with that hottie you met on your way to the gym. How many women do you have to turn away that never return until you’ve figured out that your bathroom scared her away? It is that serious.

I know that it hard for some guys to commit time and energy to cleaning up what some call the nastiest part of the house, but hey if means that you might get lucky and keep a woman around-do you not think it’s worth 10 minutes? Yes, that right I’ve broken it down to a science; that is if your bathroom is not borderline landfill. It is possible to clean your bathroom to the point of, “Oh, that’s nice” or “I can’t wait to see you again.”

First things being equal buy cleaning supplies, yes the products you use can actually cut time in half and eliminate how much cleaning you have to do; and no you do not have to spend a fortune on cleaning supplies.

The first task in ‘getting to clean’ should be started in your shower, the place you will work at getting this hottie sometime in the future. There is a simple cleaning mix you can create with a spray bottle, rubbing alcohol, and white vinegar, items that I should hope you have in the pantry. Mix components, shake and use on your showers doors and mirrors. Oh and for the grime and scum, simply use Orange Brite™ Cleanser by Comet and this will do the trick, it cost less than 5 bucks and will also add a orange scent that will be equally attractive to your new visitor. Time equals about 3 minutes which results in the start of a spotless bathroom.

The next fearless task, is the cleaning of the toilet and floors. Now this task may eat away at the remaining 7 minutes depending on how dirty and utterly horrid it is. For this you will need, gloves (yes gloves, because I’m sure you wouldn’t want your hands to touch any waste that has decided to remain). Clean and Flush™ Flushable Toilet Cleaning System by Comet (which really helps, cause you don’t have to get down and dirty with the toilet) will do the trick. It’s a toilet wand that is easy to use and will allow you to have a radiant toilet, without touching the filth or you guys case- debris of leftovers.
The floors are simple, buy a broom; you know that sweepy looking thing that witches in movies fly on, something that most have avoided. This take less than two minutes and you will have completed the task to a workable bathroom that will impress your new visitor into amazement, because every other guy she’s dated was a nasty slob and never, ever had a clean bathroom; and you will diminish those moments where she had to push the guy away to run to the nearest potpourri aisle to recover making her take you in her arms.

So now, do you think this task is doable? Wouldn’t you rather make an impression that brings about lasting visits to your humble abode? This is sure make a enduring fancy by your visitor, and when your boys hang out at your place they will not be afraid to venture in to the walls of doom formerly know as your bathroom. They will be impressed and ask for your advice, because you are the man and the guy they always wanted to be. They will give you high-fives because you are with the hottest woman that is impressed by your cleanliness. All of these efforts will be given unsaid thanks and gratitude, and of course: Mission complete, you have a repeat visitor (a woman)!

© 2005 Zequille Nicole Johnson